Here is the perfect item for anybody who fits any of the above: replica old-fashioned bowling pins like the one Daniel Plainview used in the climactic scene to put Eli Sunday in his place, stained with blood.

Each pin is hand-painted, giving each one a unique bloodstain pattern, making every piece truly one-of-a-kind. They are stained and glossed by hand and are of the highest quality.

Item Price Order
Desk Ornament
These are 4" high and 1.5" wide and really make a statement. Put it on your desk at work, on an end table at home, on your car dashboard, or anywhere you'd like to show off your taste in movies (or your distaste for false prophets).
4-inch desk ornament bowling pin $11.99
Keychain
These are 2-11/16" high and 1" wide, and come with a chain to attach to your keyring. Fits nicely in your pocket and lets everybody know what you're about.
2-inch keychain bowling pin $7.99